On My (In)Consistency.

Irony is when an entire blog post justifying why I’m not irregular gets a five-day delay.

Yep, that’s what this blog post is about. Not about diarrhoea. Or constipation. If you’re disappointed that it’s not, I’m sorry to say this is WordPress, not WebMD. You’re on the wrong site.

Getting down to business. For those of you who didn’t pay enough attention, my previous post said my intentions were to let you, the readers, discover me through what I wrote. And if you’d paid close attention, you’d have noticed that I published the previous post in August of last year. Naturally the first thing you’d pick up from that is that I am highly irregular. Inconsistent. Just a bad planner.

I am here to tell you why I’m not.