On My (In)Consistency.

Irony is when an entire blog post justifying why I’m not irregular gets a five-day delay.

Yep, that’s what this blog post is about. Not about diarrhoea. Or constipation. If you’re disappointed that it’s not, I’m sorry to say this is WordPress, not WebMD. You’re on the wrong site.

Getting down to business. For those of you who didn’t pay enough attention, my previous post said my intentions were to let you, the readers, discover me through what I wrote. And if you’d paid close attention, you’d have noticed that I published the previous post in August of last year. Naturally the first thing you’d pick up from that is that I am highly irregular. Inconsistent. Just a bad planner.

I am here to tell you why I’m not.

On having to make an Introduction.

Hello, welcome to my blog. Every blogger starts somewhere, and so I shall start by stating a simple point about myself: I’m no blogger.

Bear with me.

I don’t really write. I’ve never kept it up as a hobby, and I’ve only started a blog out of necessity. I’ve never seen myself as the “writey” type (I made that word up. Don’t judge me). Honestly, I’m more of the whimsical painter persona, the type with too many birds and not quite enough sanity. Funnily enough, I chose to graduate in English Literature. Why English Lit, you ask? Keep asking. That’s too much information for the first blog. In either case, it must’ve helped somewhere because I’ve finally gotten down to blogging and made it this far. And I’m quite enjoying it.